#tomhollandspeterparker. ! They all seemed to collectively cry. It tickles. The hotel room, which had been quite nosy before, was now completely silent. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. "Hell yeah. Okay, but if Natasha kills me tomorrow, I'm blaming you. Sounds of Tony undressing, and Clint grunts in acquiescence. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Seriously? Y/n grew up as most children do. Tony makes a disgruntled noise against Clint's ribcage. So, even though he wanted to make some moves on her, he refrained from going near her and focused on his stuff. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. When they can't sleep. What me and Bruce have is a special, special thing.. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. #tonystark maziareski, libraryace, L3m0ns, starkxdrx, haerin_03, RENielsen, Catbugaf, Scribblesnpaws, IdiotQueer, Metamorphin, AroAmber, Kitenne, imaturtledontchaknow, Rayllin, HereForTheMermaids, taiyuling, SadRose, pocketsmith, professorandre1228, CrazyWolf, FerAmayaSnape, one_step_closer_to_death, FrozenSeas, LoonyBadger, Inthesky1999, covarla, Andromeda_Potter, ishin_na_telleth, QueenTorres, da_fluff_ball, vampirekitty26, Deaddead7776, nimrudivory, abigail_1_2, KatChillOut, cissy_blck, Kingsforcedvacation, QuickBeam, Lets_call_me_Lily, MissShannon, ananou, Lily_McGlaughlin, llillilhollillil, Mindwiped, BookEmDanno22, NowWhatGuys, Isabella1324, nerd_123, Unknown66, kireiflora, and 606 more users But apparently, now is the moment to talk. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. He even puts a hand on Steve's shoulder and squeezes. He doesn't drink; everyone else does even Thor. It becomes a semi-regular thing. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Scott questions and I smirk. Clint's watching Cupcake Wars in the living room which is otherwise deserted, for once when Tony saunters in and flops miserably down onto the couch next to him. It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. If there are limits, the fun's gone. However, with the arrival of a new super nurse in New York, Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes cant help but think she looks like their Avengers X Reader Preferences & One-Shots, Half Truths Lead to Misunderstandings (Not Dead, Update Coming Soon), Preferences/Imagines/x Readers *Book 2*(Requests open). Shit. I absolutely recommend reading this one. "I will get the bells. So if I don't want to that's not, There's something called asexuality as well, Bruce says. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Edit* I've decided to just make this one shots, not just field tr Do you know how once you are doing somethingyou instantlyknow you shouldn't have even thought about doing it? Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' Steve and Bucky were able to fully participate thanks to Thors gift of several casks of Asgardian mead- though he was in New Asgard at present. Steve, Bucky and Sam were on one of the sofas, Bucky being leaned on by a straight-faced Sam who refused to move and ended up giving up, digging an elbow in the man's back as a petty revenge. And Nat calls Clint the happy drunk, hah. as well as I really don't wanna assault you in your sleep. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "When have you ever driven? Nalinis words wont get out of Devis head so Ben gives her something else to think about. Which means he usually ends up getting way drunker than the rest, and with two superhumans, a demi-god, a borderline alcoholic and a Russian as his competitors, Clint is screwed before the questions even start. What Clint doesn't expect is for Thor and Bruce to drink; the first with his usual vigor, the latter with his eyes on the floor and color high in his cheeks. #deadpool Tony pouts. Puts his hand on Tony's naked hip. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. Yes, Tony says before Bruce can say no, and Clint just snorts and drinks up. Then I limped home" Peter explained. There's a hand ruffling his hair, fingernails scratching lightly at his scalp, just right and making pleasant shivers run down Clint's spine. You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. I was sleeping. And strangest and probably best of all, no halting 'look, I think you should go back to your own room if you're just going to sleep'. which, to be fair, was a good point. Alright, Tony said, because of course he would take charge of anything alcohol related, everyone have a drink? Huh. Tony frowns and kisses Clint, cautiously, like he's checking something. Except Pepper. I have an ally! There's not a lot of them, not in bed, but there are a few. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. Also, for that matter, are we actually dating? The words make his stomach churn with nervousness, but he ignores it. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. Please tell me you're awake, Barton. Here's nice. set in senior year, following canon season 3 (and assuming that ben and devi get together after it.). That was pretty above-average, Orion, and you know it.. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Earlier in the day they fought against enchanted trees and not just one but two mad scientists, which explained why they were so exhausted and in need of a good game to play. Please consider turning it on! Tiredness and sleep is closing in on him, fast, so Clint spreads out fully in the big bed and lets himself get dragged under. as well as And then adds, as an afterthought, pre-serum, by the way. "Okay okay, never have I ever not went to midtown high school" Clint said, taking a shot. "I was impersonating Bucket Head over there," I say pointing to Nova and he turns red. It's creepy. The thought is kind of baffling. And yet, somehow not surprised. We never actually dated, did we? Tony asks out of the blue and scrunches his nose. Anyone we know? You looked all cute and Sleeping Beauty. Never have I ever, an avengers fanfic | FanFiction Disclaimer: the MCU and its characters are not mine. The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. This is darker/dirtier than I've written Bucky before, so strap in, y'all. I ran away from the foster care system and lived on the streets for a while before joining the circus. And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. maybe Clint needs to stop thinking about his team-mates and sex so much. Will Peter and Maya get a happy ending? It's going to be a hell of a ride. Clint knows he's feeling his pulse. One beat. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! Or, 'trust' is a relative term, but yeah. I was dirt poor in the great depression. All the hero worship around Captain America, someone was bound to try to tap that whether you showed interest or not.. Although, a small and mean voice in his head points out, Tony's bedded half the team already, and neither Bruce nor Thor seem to have any trouble hanging out with him. We're never gonna get started, are we? He lets himself fall back against the fluffy pillows and feels Natasha poke a finger into his side. FRIDAY said. Instead he turns onto his side, a little closer to Clint but not really coming onto him not that Clint can notice, at least. Before they started, they all agreed to not let the game get sexual as there was a child present. #steverogers Please don't ask Pepper., Clint doesn't bite down on his laugh this time. "I'll explain later" Peter said. That's what Clint's picked up, at least, never actually having gone himself. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Ok, never have I ever cried to get out of trouble, Bucky declared. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Never have I ever had sex with a dude. Yeah, you're fucking hilarious, Stark. Clint pushes him onto his bed, gently, and starts unbuttoning Tony's dark-red shirt. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. It means the chances that I'll ever get in bed with you are depressingly low. He takes a sulking swig of his bottle, and Steve looks adorably confused. It's entertaining, if not hell on the ear drums. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. Sam, youre up!, Never have I everdone butt stuff in the bedroom. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. Don't ask.. Nat smirked. Tony placed his drink on the side, Natasha automatically leaning over to fill it. Steve, you animal, you.. but he could also hear Sally say 'never have I ever slept with the opposite sex.'. Mmm. Awesome! 'f I were, y'd be dead. Yeah, Im with Vision. Of course. Steve's smile turns rueful, and Clint's a little proud that the Cap is slowly learning that sarcasm is the best way to deal with Tony Stark. He walked over to over and kissed her passionately. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. So why did the recent interactions between her boyfriend and her friend suddenly make her feel like she was starting all over again? We are, aren't we?. There is a mentioning of an injury, but it is not too descriptive. 'kay, Clint says, sensing the opportunity to stay; which means he doesn't need to get dressed again, and then fumble for his own room. How'd you find out? Tony says, and looks dejected that his big reveal has been taken from him. 'lfway into the Pern bottle? Tony offers. Clint just huffs, a sign of his exhaustion right there, and wrings off his clothes. Ask anyone. He was excited to be able to drink legally and stuff it he was more excited to celebrate with the Avengers. I feel like Captain America, for crying out loud.. Would he say yes or no? Before anyone could ask him what he meant by that, Bruce decided to take his turn to get it over with as quickly as he could "Never have I ever shot a gun.". I am. Then he looks contemplative. Classified information. Said Sam. It's my vanishing act." Avengers Fanfiction Stories | Quotev It's a skill. tip: buffy gen teen AND "no archive warnings apply". So does Thor. Also this is kind of a rewrite of episode 3x04 but there is no Navarathri celebration and Kamala moved out long ago. I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. 's been an awes'me night. He grimaces. Ninja strings.. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Possibly from Clint. Nope, Clint says. I like sex. Good night, everyone.. "Never Have I Ever" Pt. But now he has a girlfriend who picked him and his parents are speaking to him somewhat regularly. By the time it got to Sam, he decided to tease Steve and Bucky a little more by saying "Never have I ever had a boyfriend.". left kudos on this work! It's a totally valid question!. You owe me ten bucks, Clint says to Natasha, who shakes her head. He stumbles forwards and clutches Clint's door frame to keep upright. This one counts.". "Shit babe sorry." You're not going to call your CEO and ex-girlfriend.. Then Peter took a shot. Get ready for my revenge- because its coming, Tony muttered in his drink. Go, all of us. Oh my god I cant believe I didnt think of that, Tony looked amazed at the gap in his thinking. Danny yells taking a drink and everyone grabs a drink. What she didn't expect, however, was to catch the eye of a devilishly handsome ex-Russian assassin with a metal arm and a desperate need to be loved. Okay? As soon as Tony's underneath the covers, he's out cold, and Clint's left to undress himself in peace. Nah, you heard Steve. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. Prompt made by: Me It was a Friday night and the Avengers had come back from their latest mission tired, and bored. This is my first fanfiction EVER, so please don't judge me too hard. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Everyone's got drinks, phones are off, all's well? Tony peers around, jittery with excitement again. You go ahead, Tony, Steve says, and somehow manages not to sound condescending. How are you with spanking, though?. "no matter what everyone else thinks, you're still a loser" a quote by MJ, (this is a chapter) Gender Fluid Loki and a A/N, "I Have A Son" (dc and marvel crossover)(preview), wASSUP FRICKERS(quick question also,memes), PRIDE MONTH, SOLVES ALL YO PROBLEMS BABY(but without my sadness), the final addition to the "if tony was peters bio dad" gif set(endgame spoilers). Where you can ask anyway, even though you've done it? Tony seems to look mostly at Bruce, Natasha and Clint, since the two others haven't played this before. Yes? He half wishes Phil were here so Clint could bitch at him about bad cupcake decisions, but their handler is currently in Arizona doing level 7 stuff that Clint is 'not privy to', no matter how good he is at hiding in Phil's ceiling. The Avengers and team red were play never have I ever but it was the drinking version. That was really nice., I know, Clint says and doesn't so much sit down as he falls on his ass. Pepper would know what to do. I don't know what you want me to say, Clint.. What? Peter had never been drunk before, and now that he knew how quick his metabolism had cleaned his blood of the intoxicating stuff, he wasn't afraid anymore to take a drink with the team now and then. Clint rolls his eyes. Ben and Devi, the morning after their first boink. He sleeps around a lot. PETER? Sort of. Anyways, guys, MJ. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. But you can say something you have done like, 'never have I ever eaten a cheeseburger' it just means that you have to drink, like everyone else who has done that particular thing.. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. No offense, Widow, but you scare the shit out of me.. "Never have I ever been awake for longer than 48 hours," Rohdey says and everyone but Aunt May takes a drink. Michelle wasn't drinking, she gave a solid excuse of "There has to be someone responsible, and since I am Team Captain now, I will take it.". You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Steve has a half-bottle of Captain Morgan Spiced with him, and puts it down carefully before settling. "REALLY" Clint yelled. I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. #natasharomanoff Her locks dangle. When they do, Clint's up and ready, twisting their arm behind their back and hooking his other arm around their neck. Natasha doesn't say 'I told you so' and he appreciates it, truly does, especially since she's well entitled to because fuck. When Peter protested he wasn't a kid, Tony reminded him he was drinking apple juice and had been building a new Lego set before they got the alert of the mission. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Yeah, well, I didn't listen back then either, did I? Clint points out. #unlimitedpride Please proceed!. Not that he were in any danger for any of those questions. Betty ringed the bell. Right, yeah, that makes me feel a lot better, Tony huffs, but he doesn't move away. We had to steal, Wanda shrugged, seemingly uncaring. Main Characters as of right now are Kate and Clint. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. They had just won another championship, a regionals this time. Good night, Clint., Mmmm. He clings to her for another moment before attempting to stand on his own two legs. Score one for Stark!. Tony Stark personally needed a drink. Yesh. Steve's gone red again. Never have I ever been on top of the Chrysler Building, Steve says. Sensitive information and details from missions. "That is no excuse mister!" Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. The elevator dinged. Clint and Natasha drink, and Clint's a little confused until he sees that both Cap and Bruce have relaxed a fraction, their smiles looser when they each raise their drinks. He's not good with relationships. How long have Tony and I been dating? Tony's right behind him, wearing one of Clint's t-shirts, and Clint's wearing Tony's sweatpants. Work Search: Its called being undercover. "It was just an accident." Respect, they said in unison, toasting each other. It's important to establish routines. He nods faux-seriously. We all sit down in the living room and wait for Danny to take charge even if I was the leader of the junior team and Uncle Steve was the leader of the seniorteam. Damn. It kind of works, which is good enough, and he turns to wave at Tony and Thor. So I miss the sex.. Tony asked again, barely containing his laughter at the kids discomfort. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Never Have I Ever-Avengers Edition Prompt: After a very tiring mission, the Avengers decide to play "Never Have I Ever" What could happen? Marvel One-Shots [NO REQUESTS] - NEVER HAVE I EVER - Wattpad They didn't mind sharing, Natasha was just glad she was in a position to shove her friend onto the ground at any moment. What the HELL?' Tony smirked, leaning forward in his seat and looking down at a blushing Peter. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Then again, Tony is equipped with a curiosity almost as big as his ego, and although people like Thor love boasting about their life and their past battles, Clint knows it's killing Tony to know so little about Natasha and Clint's pasts. You have reached the end of "Never Have I Ever". "What? It's fucking beautiful. Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. "Occasionally my webs will run out and it's not like cops are best at keeping their guns on their belts," He shrugged, pulling his legs up to his chest and smiling at the memory. It's my choice whether to tell the details or not.. That I made with my own two hands?!. MJ, however, ringed the bell too, reminding everyone that she was a referee, and nodded at Peter. There are ships? Thor says and looks around, dropping his mug. The adults just sputter and stare at us dumbfounded. I knew there's no way your spangly ass hadn't gotten some action. Of course we do, Clint says and grins. Tony and Clint were the only ones to drink. But you do care deeply for each other, Thor says and sounds vaguely approving? he countered, looking at everyone in the circle. Although I technically wrote this as a prequel to Fix You, it is a stand-alone and does not share any of the warnings from that story. He hadn't expected Peter to take another drink, however, in fact no one had. Worst idea ever, woke up on the ceiling with no memory of how I got there or how I was covered in glitter," I say and everyone nods. The kid shook his head , pouring himself another glass or apple juice. Clint has got to stop sleeping with the people he works with. 5 Times The Avengers Broke the Internet and the 1 Time Stony Won The Bet, 2 Times Peter Was Almost Killed and 1 Time Peter and Clint Had 1 Thing In Common, 10 Times An Avenger Picked Him Up From School + 1 Time Tony Did. Yep, you got that right, Tony says and looks down at him. He was never robbed, but the other he had dealt his fair share with them, just never as the victim. Okay, then. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? When you're ready, when you're sure, and when there's nobody else in the middle. Stupid strings, he mutters, apparently to himself, before he looks up at Clint with swimming eyes. I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. He gets one; a low, quiet moan and a shift of the body pressed against him. A hand settles on Clint's hip, but doesn't move further. And, I might add, the suit had a filtration system.. Then I got beaten half to death by Toomes, then I had to save him from getting blown up. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Nice meeting you all." Okay! He spends a moment taking stock of the situation; realizes that said dick probably belongs to Tony (and so does the chest that's pressed against his back), remembers that he'd fallen asleep in Tony's bed and the billionaire had let him, and that at some point there had been allusions to sober sex. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. "That's for me to know and you to want to know," Ava says and I roll my eyes. Also any that come to my fruity brain in between my slow story updates. What if shes an Avenger? Tony brightens considerably at that. I WAS BORED SO DON'T KILL ME FOR THE RANDOMNESS PLEASE "So," asked Natasha. Army issue underwear doesnt really hold up to battle conditions. That's actually uh, weirdly flattering.. #scarletwitch I have no Asgardian blanket, Thor says, and it's half a question and half just a resigned Thor who's long ago realized that along with Steve, he'll never be able to understand more than half of the stuff Tony says. Dad questions and I flush. Oh, now you have to tell, Barton. Oh, come on, Merida, Tony says in his high-pitched whine that is completely put-on, because although it might seem that way, Tony Stark never begs. "Huh, next," I say and take a drink for fun. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. "Why would you ever put a planting pot on your head?" "How?" Peter and Thor drank there juice and shot. The top of the rod was bent so I had to wait for it to break before I got out. Wait, Clint says. When they want to. Peter, how did you even manage that?" But Devi Vishwakumar was something else entirely. "Language!" Peter decides to host a reality show for the Avengers as Tony's Intern and it goes as well as you expect. And you wonder why people ship you two?. Given the fact that they were all heroes and grown-up's or teens, the questions were going to be odd but I never thought it would be this odd. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Yep. Clint nods. I'll be updating Solangelo At Hogwarts before the end of today, hopefully close after this is up unless the art isn't attached. The Avengers "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Okay. Tony purses his lips. "You've has a girlfriend? It's your choice., Yeah, but Tony makes an annoyed sound and rolls over so he's facing Clint. I'm in a tzatziki mood. All of this comes out on one, long breath, and halfway through, Tony pulls out one of his tablets and starts plotting in a search for nearby Greek restaurants. Clint and I aren't, and have never been, in a romantic relationship.. Which is pretty often. Parley Stories - Wattpad Never have I ever Bucky started, stolen a friends clothes and lied about it so I could keep it.. Nat knows that Clint's defences come down when he's drunk, which is why he does it rarely and only in the company of people he trusts.
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